Dad jokes that are so bad they're good

Who doesn't love a dad joke?
What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you stop a bull from charging?
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
Where do fish go to borrow money?
I used to have a great joke about baking and then I ruined it...
I used to play piano by ear.
What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?
How does Moses make his coffee?
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Father: Why did you fail your exam? Were you absent that day?
Why don't you like long fairy tales?
I kept trying to play hide-and-seek when I was in the hospital...
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but...
Who doesn't love a dad joke?

Not everyone loves their dad, but there's no denying we all love a good dad joke. These moaners and groaners are so bad they are good and we guarantee they will give you a laugh!

 

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A con descending.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Photo by Dennis Groom on Unsplash

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Cancel its credit card.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey.

Where do fish go to borrow money?

To the loan shark.

I used to have a great joke about baking and then I ruined it...

...I should have never left that pun in the oven.

I used to play piano by ear.

Now I use my hands.

What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?

He lost his case.

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What is a bird's favorite type of math?

Owl-gebra!

Photo : Antoine Dautry on Unsplash

What's a dog's favorite city?

New Yorkie!

Father: Why did you fail your exam? Were you absent that day?

Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was.

Why don't you like long fairy tales?

Because they have a tendency to dragon.

I kept trying to play hide-and-seek when I was in the hospital...

...but the nurses kept finding me in the ICU.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but...

...you guys didn't like it.

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