Dad jokes that are so bad they're good
Who doesn't love a dad joke?
Not everyone loves their dad, but there's no denying we all love a good dad joke. These moaners and groaners are so bad they are good and we guarantee they will give you a laugh!
What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?
A con descending.
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Photo by Dennis Groom on Unsplash
Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey.
Where do fish go to borrow money?
To the loan shark.
I used to have a great joke about baking and then I ruined it...
...I should have never left that pun in the oven.
I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands.
What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?
He lost his case.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra!
Photo : Antoine Dautry on Unsplash
What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie!
Father: Why did you fail your exam? Were you absent that day?
Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was.
Why don't you like long fairy tales?
Because they have a tendency to dragon.
I kept trying to play hide-and-seek when I was in the hospital...
...but the nurses kept finding me in the ICU.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but...
...you guys didn't like it.
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