Celebrate Father's Day with these terribly good Dad jokes
Everybody loves a good Dad joke
Father's Day can be complicated. Not everyone has the greatest relationship with their Dad, while others feel down on this holiday if their loved one has passed. BUT everyone loves a good Dad joke, you know the ones that make you groan but always end up giving you a good chuckle. Click on to read our collection of terribly good Dad jokes!
What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?
A con descending.
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey.
Where do fish go to borrow money?
To the loan shark.
I used to have a great joke about baking and then I ruined it...
...I should have never left that pun in the oven.
I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands.
What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?
He lost his case.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra!
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What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie!
Father: Why did you fail your exam? Were you absent that day?
Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was.
Why don't you like long fairy tales?
Because they have a tendency to dragon.
I kept trying to play hide-and-seek when I was in the hospital...
...but the nurses kept finding me in the ICU.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but...
...you guys didn't like it.
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