Donald Trump's most amusing business failures

In 2004 'The Apprentice' was doing great, and Donald Trump had made his come back as a mogul, so of course, he decided it was time for the Trump board game. Many did not realize that this was actually his SECOND attempt at making a Trump game work, and he was just rebooting his failed 1988 Trump game.

Unsurprisingly to win the game, players had to be the ones to make the most money. The game also had a unique game dice that the side where the number 6 would be there was a T instead.

If a player rolled and got the T, they could steal from another player. Sadly for Trump, just as in 1988, the crowds of 2004 also were not interested in Trump the game....

No, no Trump steaks aren't made with human meat! In 2007 the former president launched what he called "the world's greatest steaks."

These were LUXURY beef steaks which you could buy for $999 a package. However, mail-order meat has always been a tough sell, and even if Trump himself endorsed the steaks, they did not do well.

The steaks were sold through The Sharper Image and QVC, and just two months after the launch, The Sharper Image discontinued the product line due to low sales.

The business was also known as Trump Shuttle and was created in 1989 when Donald Trump decided he could easily make a business out of air travel by slapping his name on a bunch of planes.

He also claimed to offer a luxury service, and apparently, the bathrooms on the airplanes even had gold fixtures...

However, few flight paths were offered, most of which left from LaGuardia. Sadly for Donnie, Trump Airlines never...took off, although that never stopped him from bragging about his experience in the airline world on 'The Apprentice.'

Yale, Cambridge, and...Trump University?! In 2005 Trump started a school to teach eager learners the tricks of the real estate business.

Even though the school was NOT accredited or gave any kind of recognizable degree to students, Trump felt it was perfectly fine to call it a university. After all, as Trump said in the school's ad, "Just copy what I did and get rich."

The methods taught at Trump University did not seem to help students get any richer, though, and the attorney general of New York even called Trump University a scam. Trump soon found himself swimming in lawsuits, so he changed the school's name in 2010, and by 2011, it had closed up entirely.

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Well, admittedly, this one isn't a total fail, but it certainly did not work out as Donald would have wished. Trump Ice might sound like a boozy cooler drink, but it is simply bottled water with Trump's smiling face on it.

Donald claimed it was "The purest, best-tasting water you can imagine" on 'The Apprentice.' According to Wikipedia, the brand aimed to compete with other major water brands but, by 2010, the line was discontinued due to low sales.

However, if you are dying to try Trump water, it is exclusively available in his hotels, restaurants, and golf clubs under the name Trump Natural Spring Water.

Trump has had more than one attempt at having a magazine. First, Trump Style launched in 1997 and was free for VIP guests at his hotels, residents of his condos, and members of Mar-a-Lago club. However, by 2009 it was discontinued.

Next came Trump World to replace Trump Style in 2002 but internal disagreements resulted in this magazine also being discontinued after less than one year.

Pictured: Trump and Melania at the Trump World launch party.

Finally, Trump Magazine was launched in March of 2006; however, due to poor advertising sales, but 2009 it was also discontinued.

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