Typical examples of 'You had One Job...'

An escalator leading nowhere
The optics are alright but...
Hold the line
Was it really that hard to pick it up?
You must be joking!
Total confusion
We got an I, we got an E, we got a C...
Home improvement
Weird balconies
Teenage Mutant Ninja... Wait.
What on earth did they put in that Brexit deal?
This is not working
Down and... down
Do you have any duct tape?
Everythings fine, right?
No joke
Cyclists' trap
What happened to the ice?
Surprise!
A new hippo species
Okay, back to the drawing board!
It's not that they put it badly...
You had One Job
My son's name is... CK-543C?
Leave some room for the cyclists
What do you mean, the coffee goes in the other end?
The world upside down
Party pooper
We don't know what's worse...
This must be a practical joke
Batman's new look
What's behind this mysterious door?
Refreshing
You had two options...
1,000 ways to die
Canada loves the UK
The evil stockman
The two-faced sewer cover
A lemon-washing station
How long does it take to put the mannequin's shirt on?
Exigent, but not too much
Is it a restaurant or a comedy club?
The gate limits one's view from that bench...
Keep trying
Post-It Cheese
Clueless or a big troll?
A really long week
Three strange-looking watermelons
An escalator leading nowhere

Listlessness, laziness, lack of attention... There are many reasons for doing a job badly. The problem is even bigger when the work appears straightforward and it is still done badly. Like, for example, an escalator that runs into a wall. Click to see more examples of "You had One Job..." in the next slides.

The optics are alright but...

This gate was not supposed to be about aesthetics. It should have closed off the property to intruders. And it's not doing that.

Hold the line

This enthusiastic marker wasn't paying attention when he drew the white line. Or - they were trying to teach the owner of this car a lesson.

Was it really that hard to pick it up?

We concede, the road marking looks unique and artistic this way. But was it really that much trouble for the machine operator to go and pick up the fork before painting over it? How much time would that have cost, 15 seconds? 30 maybe?

You must be joking!

For starters, it is a lot more difficult to hang a television upside down than it is to hang it correctly. But what's more, you'd only have to look at the brand name of the TV... to see that the letters are the wrong way round!

Total confusion

It is confusing, contradictory and annoying. How hard can it be to match the drawings of the male and female puppets?

We got an I, we got an E, we got a C...

It's a good thing that people will recognize this as an ice machine anyway. The bad thing, though, is that the person painting it clearly can't spell.

Home improvement

When the home owner's brother-in-law went out to buy him a faucet, they only had this model in stock. Now, of course, if you change it, he might feel offended. So... this bathroom has had a pool of water on the floor since 2007.

Weird balconies

How do they expect people to get onto these?

Teenage Mutant Ninja... Wait.

Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael and Dona... Hulk! The Avengers continue to recruit heroes for their group.

What on earth did they put in that Brexit deal?

Did the UK get the Eiffel tower?

This is not working

A park with a trap, and everyone wondering who designed this.

Down and... down

Maybe this is the elevator to hell.

Do you have any duct tape?

How much do you need?
I don't know, 50 rolls maybe?

Everythings fine, right?

The need for a little privacy in certain occasions was not well understood by the person who installed this door.

No joke

Accessibility, they say. It would be funny if it wasn't outrageous.

Cyclists' trap

People really don't have much respect for cyclists, do they?

What happened to the ice?

Frozen popcorn.

Surprise!

Saint Nicholas is really... the Easter Bunny in disguise?

A new hippo species

Something's not right here...

Okay, back to the drawing board!

A koala is not a panda bear. Come on people, Zoology 101!

It's not that they put it badly...

It's that they put it that way, and then just left.

You had One Job

How hard can it be to put the limes in the lime box and the lemons in the lemon box?

My son's name is... CK-543C?

If you think 'CK-543C' should be on this birthday cake instead of 'Ryan', you might have a problem.

Leave some room for the cyclists

Do as I say, not as I do.

What do you mean, the coffee goes in the other end?

When you know a lot about coffee but nothing about how to drink it.

The world upside down

Go for a swim in your garden! Literally!

Party pooper

So much for the surprise...

We don't know what's worse...

That the sample headline wasn't removed, or that a newspaper journalist apparently didn't know how to spell 'header'...

This must be a practical joke

This person clearly didn't test the toilet seat after installing it.

Batman's new look

Make up your minds, Hot Wheels: is it Batman or the Flash?

What's behind this mysterious door?

Unfortunately, that door does not lead to Neverland, nor to Narnia. Not even to the head of John Malkovich. In fact, with that wall in front of it, you'd probably not even get it open.

Refreshing

A shower and a bench at once.

You had two options...

The ears either go on the head or on the back. How can you go wrong? But really - how did you?

1,000 ways to die

Don't let anybody touch this installation!

Canada loves the UK

Or is it the UK that loves Canada? Or - bear with us - if we connect all the feet from all Brits, do we make the distance to Canada?

The evil stockman

These kinds of mix-ups can only occur on purpose. We suspect that someone was so twisted that they intentionally tried to get on the nerves of anyone noticing this error.

The two-faced sewer cover

It may be a tribute to the legendary villain in the Batman stories, but it may also be the result of great carelessness. If you must guess, always go with the villain.

A lemon-washing station

It must be that, because the water isn't going to taste like lemon this way.

How long does it take to put the mannequin's shirt on?

Just pin the shirt on the block and you're done.

Exigent, but not too much

They say it's the new trend in architecture (ánd planning!) but I wouldn't bet on it.

Is it a restaurant or a comedy club?

Unless the restaurant is called 'Logo Here', it looks like a practical joke, albeit in very good taste.

The gate limits one's view from that bench...

And you can't even stretch your legs when you sit on it.

Keep trying

Limited options and only a 5-second search on Google to get it right... but you didn't.

Post-It Cheese

It's awful on both an aesthetic and nutritional level. Now, if you want to write something down so you don't forget it, here's the ideal burger.

Clueless or a big troll?

When they give you a USB drive with a picture on it to decorate their cake, and you put the USB itself on the cake. You must be a real evil genius.

A really long week

This probably reflects how the store's employees usually féél about the week.

Three strange-looking watermelons

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