Essential last-minute dos and don'ts for Halloween costumes

Aaaargh! It's Halloween!
Let's start with the DON'TS
Don'ts: Queen Elizabeth
Don'ts: Jeffrey Dahmer
Sales prohibited for a reason
Don'ts: Covid-19 costumes
Another don't: Monkeypox
Don't: Vladimir Putin
Don't: cultural appropriation
Don't: blackface
DO: zombies (from the 'Thriller' video or elsewhere)
How to keep it simple when you have little time
Two-Face Halloween
Easy and still okay to wear: the Squid Game tracksuit
Halloween as the Squid Game guard
Another Halloween costume: Kiss
Ideas for Halloween costumes: Star Wars
Last-minute Halloween ideas: Catwoman
Ideas for Halloween costumes: bunny
Halloween costume tips: A Clockwork Orange
Halloween costumes: Wednesday Addams
Ideas for Halloween: just a ghost
Aaaargh! It's Halloween!

The month is closing in on us and we haven't started to think about Halloween costumes yet... Panic mode! Well, here's some advice from us for last-minute costumes. Click further and get inspired!

Let's start with the DON'TS

This lady is covering her face with a mask because she can't stand to see an offensive and inappropriate costume. So let's start with something very important: things not to wear this Halloween!

Don'ts: Queen Elizabeth

Her Majesty the Queen died not so long ago, and there really isn't that much fun to impersonate her for a 'scary' costume.

Don'ts: Jeffrey Dahmer

The Milwaukee Monster may seem like a cool Halloween look, but it's actually painful and inappropriate. Jeffrey Dahmer was a real, sadistic mass killer whose victims' families are still living with his terror every day. Not something fictional or a joke.

Sales prohibited for a reason

In 2022, right after the 'Dahmer - Monster' series came out on Netflix, eBay prohibited sales of Dahmer-related paraphernalia and outfits because they "glorify violence," according to Vanity Fair. The platform bans such items, "especially when it comes to violent felons, their acts, or crime scenes within the past 100 years." Totally understandable.

Image: Evan Peters in 'Dahmer - Monster,' Netflix

Don'ts: Covid-19 costumes

Don't dress up as the Covid-virus or vaccine. The pandemic may be less present in our daily lives, but it is still ongoing and millions of people have died. The pandemic has been a scary episode in our recent history, for sure, but it's not the kind of scariness that is suitable for Halloween.

Another don't: Monkeypox

It may be tempting to put on a monkey suit and joke about the monkeypox virus, but just like Covid - or, for that matter, polio, HIV, or bird flu - it's actually hurtful and not funny.

Don't: Vladimir Putin

That's obvious, isn't it? Also, avoid other warmongers like Hamas, or controversial political leaders like Kim Jong Un, Bashar al-Assad, Lukashenko, or Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman. Not to mention the Hitlers and Mussolinis of the past.

Don't: cultural appropriation

If a costume is emblematic of an ethnic or cultural group that you don't belong to, reconsider your decision to put it on for Halloween. Other cultures' traditions or garments are not a prop for you to have fun with; they are people's lived experiences and identities.

Don't: blackface

Also, avoid blackface or brownface, no matter how much you respect the person of color you are imitating. Your look could offend others and spoil the party, as blackface is a practice historically rooted in racism.

DO: zombies (from the 'Thriller' video or elsewhere)

While a Michael Jackson costume may be considered bad taste these days, it's totally fine to be a zombie resembling those of the 'Thriller' video. Or, really, any zombie scene.

Image: 'The Walking Dead,' AMC

How to keep it simple when you have little time

Raid your first aid kit and wrap yourself in all the bandage swaths you can find. If you need more, go to the pharmacy, it's always open. The important thing is that you cover your private areas as well as parts of your face. And then you're a mummy.

Do it like David Kirsch at Heidi Klum's Halloween party!

Two-Face Halloween

Canadian actor Nolan Gerard Funk may have had little time to prepare for this Halloween party, so he decided to put on a suit and go as Two-Face from the Batman comics. It is a simple and effective disguise.

Easy and still okay to wear: the Squid Game tracksuit

Tracksuits that resemble the ones in 'Squid Game,' as well as the exact replica (which you can find online) continue to be fashionable. The series is coming back with a second season, so no need to throw this outfit away just yet.

Halloween as the Squid Game guard

The costumes of the series' scary guards consist of a bright red overall or two-piece with a hood (you can reuse it as a 'Money Heist' / 'Casa de Papel' overall) and a black mask with a white square, triangle, or circle painted on it. As we could see earlier, those masks are widely available in shops.

Another Halloween costume: Kiss

Any of the members of the rock group Kiss is a worthy inspirer of a Halloween costume.

Ideas for Halloween costumes: Star Wars

Dress your family as Star Wars characters and you'll impress the whole neighborhood.

And yes, that's Snooki from 'Jersey Shore' as Princess Leia

Last-minute Halloween ideas: Catwoman

If you find a suitable mask, Catwoman is your disguise. Sexy and fun.

Ideas for Halloween costumes: bunny

How to be beautiful on Halloween: resorting to the famous bunny ears. This costume is also useful for Easter.

Halloween costume tips: A Clockwork Orange

A white shirt, trousers, knickers on top, and a black bowler hat. That's how the savage protagonist dressed in Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange', a classic that still inspires Halloween.

Halloween costumes: Wednesday Addams

Wednesday Addams is fine if you're a girl and also if you're a boy.

Ideas for Halloween: just a ghost

The simplest costume in the world: a white sheet and two holes to see. Lady Gaga, who normally likes to dress extravagantly, kept it modest this time.