The best Photoshop jokes by James Fridman on social media

James Fridman makes your vacation or profile photos much more interesting if you ask him for it. The Photoshop artist acts as a friendly troll on X (fjamie013 on the platform formerly known as Twitter), where he changes images at the request of people who send them in. His portfolio of nonsensical retouches is hilarious.

With almost 2 million followers, the photo editing wizard has become a Twitter/X celebrity. Every day he receives countless requests to modify people's photos. He complies with the requests, but... in his own way.

... and you'll end up with a whole lot of trash.

Want to get rid of a TV? Fridman knows some people.

She's the Tooth Ferry and a Princess at the same time. Lovely job, Fridman!

Yes, really annoying how it always ruins the background of people's photos.

We've gone all the way back to the 80s and 70s for these special haircuts. Now look who's laughing!

Does her hand look less weird now that she has a turkey in it? Maybe not, but it's very funny!

We wouldn't have known how to fix this picture either.

Why fix the hand if you can also put a horse under it? Much better!

This time, the solution is not a horse or a turkey, but scissors. What's the artist implying here? Anyone getting killed soon, or needs a haircut?

Either he looks older or you look older; it's your choice.

What to do with these ladies and their inexplainable poses? Why, yes! A billiard!

Do you want the octopus in a natural way? Go underwater!

So he put a plumber in the picture to take care of the pipe. Excellent plan.

Yes, the early Buddhists had cell phones. This checks out.

Mission accomplished.

Wow! Well, you couldn't have asked for a better person to do it.

If you cut out the watermark, you break the photo.

Sorry about that, get well soon!

The photo definitely looks less weird now. Right?

You were dating a shrub all along!

Sometimes you love your significant other so much that you just want to crawl into their skin.

You can take the boy out of the CK shirt, but you can never take CK out of the boy.

You forgot the masks? How many people got infected that day?

Including the mirror.

A real metal band.

Maybe next time just take a photo of the skyline (without yourself in front of it), if that's what you're most interested in.

James Fridman will give you a thunderbolt, although he does not guarantee that you won't be blown away by it. Literally.

Fannypacks prohibited. "The police are on their way."
That will do it.

What if a has spoiled your photo?
"What friend?"

Wish granted.

Nothing cooler than a freezer.

You may get something you didn't mean to ask for.
(There's two guys with a white hat!)

That was easy…

You only need to ask and Fridman will turn you into The Golden Girls.

There you have it. He's not just a good Photoshopper but also a comedian.

Sometimes, the artist receives requests such as Cesar's, who asked for a photo without the birthmark on the skin of his face (or with a more modest one). James Fridman explains that he cannot do that because he believes we have to learn to love our individual features and, in addition, this mark seems "cool." A lesson in self-esteem.

Another example of James Fridman's ethics: Casey asked him for a “clean face” to see how she would be without acne. The answer consisted of encouraging words, a recommendation to go to a dermatologist, and not a single change in the photo.

It seems that James Fridman had a better idea.

Know that you can always substitute it for something worse.

They basically go from holding up a frat boy who's unable to stand to Saving Private Ryan.

Now how about that pole?

That's what you get when you ask James Fridman to make a change.

You ask, he provides. You're welcome, family.

Is that guy bothering you? Out with him!

Only the lucky ones like Paige actually get to do it.

Why did they want a deer with that sheep? Either way, here they have it.

But how much shorter? That's the thing, you need to specify that.

Asked and delivered. James Fridman always betting on love.

Problem fixed. Of course, someone hold the young man.

Reality would dictate that you'd never have been able to send in the photo in the first place.

It is not a good idea but customer's king...

Did he go overboard? No, it's just right.

James Fridman sticks to the letter. He only, and exactly, does what the petitioner asks.

You can expect him to come up with something strange.

'David, I'm your girlfriend'

James Fridman delivered what she asked. Another satisfied customer.

We'll just build a whole bus around it.

I wish a was a little bit taller...

And Rebecca got what she asked for.

Wings you get.

Now the guys are no longer out of place. And by the way, congratulations on the engagement, love birds!